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Lenny the Losers Picks – Go the Other Way

The Loser hit his first parlay of the season. A loser’s parlay.

 

He had Utah State giving 22 at home to a rebuilding UConn program in the opening weekend of the college football season. The Huskies had a long flight and then had to play at 6,100 feet. UConn easily covered, losing 31-20.

 

Kudos to Jim Mora, who I covered when he was at UCLA. Standup guy. Good coach. The Loser has scratched him from my holiday card list.

 

Coach Sean McVay clearly didn’t have his Super Bowl champion Rams ocused for the opener against the Bills. The Loser took the Rams getting 2 at home against the Bills and parlayed that with QB Matt Stafford throwing for more than 265.5 yards.

 

Can’t blame McVay, who married his longtime girlfriend Veronika Khomyn this summer and was concerned about their registry. The Rams got smacked, 31-10, and Stafford threw for 240 yards, throwing three picks.

 

Loser tip. Stafford tossed 17 picks last season. Fifteen to go to cover that prop.

 

Enjoy Week 1. Best advice we can give you: Here are The Loser’s picks. Go the other way.

 

Browns +2 at Panthers: Panthers – Baker Mayfield gets flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct after taunting his former team.

 

Patriots +3 at Dolphins: Patriots. Stephen Ross offers Bill Belichick $100,000 to throw the game, but the Pats coach won’t sully his pristine reputation.

 

Eagles -4 at Lions: Eagles. Hard Knocks Curse. Lions QB Jared Goff, like McVay, distracted after getting engaged to S.I. Swimsuit model Christen Harper.

 

Ravens -7 at Jets: Lamar Jackson is playing for a new contract, just like Aaron Judge. How’s that working out for the Yankees?

 

49ers -7 at Bears: 49ers. Justin Fields last seen quizzing Progressive spokesperson, Flo, about disability insurance.

 

Colts -7 at Texans: Colts. Indy has gone from outhouse (Carson Wretch) to penthouse (Matty Ice Ryan) at QB.

 

Jaguars +2.5 at Commanders: Jags. Speaking of Wretch.

 

Saints -5.5 at Falcons: Saints. Meet your NFC South champs. And chumps.

 

Steelers + 6.5 at Bengals: Steelers. Let the QB controversy in the Steel City begin.

 

Chiefs -6 at Cardinals: Cardinals. Chiefs win but the Kliff Kingsbury Hot Seat starts to sizzle.

 

Packers -1.5 at Vikings: Vikings. Aaron Rodgers, without Davante Adams and Alan Lazard, plays like Cameron Poe.

 

Raiders -3 at Chargers: Chargers. Derek Carr threw 14 picks last season. Taking the over.

 

Giants +5.5 at Titans: Titans. Derrick Henry introduces himself to Giants new starting ILB Austin Calitro – play, after play, after play.

 

Bucs -2.5 at Cowboys: Bucs. Cowboys once-proud O-Line now comprised of extras used in police lineups.

 

Broncos +6.5 at Seahawks: Broncos: QB Russell Wilson lowers the 12th Man flag.

 

 

 

 

 

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Lenn Robbins
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Hi, I'm Lenn Robbins, a long-time sportswriter who still holds the detention record at Bildersee Junior High School in Brooklyn, N.Y., where I was born and raised. I came out of the womb a Mets fan, was baptized a Knicks fans and through the power of TV, became a Cowboys fan, which explains why I'm in group therapy. The name of my fantasy football league team is Sexual Chocolate. Anyone who can explain the origin of said team name, please h
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